Featuring names from across the world of sports
Don’t you fret now, child, don’t you worry — the rain’s to help you grow, so don’t try to hurry the storm along: The hard times make you strong. — singer/songwriter Jamie Owens-Collins
All-Storm Team
Usain Bolt — sprinting
James DeGale — boxing
Anthony McCloud — football
Hannah Storm — broadcaster
Storm Warren — basketball
All-Weather Team
Tavoris Cloud — boxing
Kyle Fogg — basketball
Floyd Mayweather — boxing
Bobby Rainey — football
Steve Weatherford — football
Procedural Note — If you’re wondering why there are five people per team: Basketball was my favorite sport as I grew up, and since the rules of basketball (last time I checked) allow five players per team on the court, I’m going with five-person All-Name Teams.
— Bruce William Deckert