Featuring names from across the world of sports
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
— Anton Chekhov
All-Fruit Team
Jayne Appel — basketball
Edner Cherry — boxing
Craig McIntosh — football
Amber Orrange— basketball
Darryl Strawberry — baseball
All-Tree Team
Barkevious Mingo — football
Saudia Roundtree — basketball
Warren Sapp — football
Nicole Sappingfield — softball
Tiger Woods — golf
Procedural Note — If you’re wondering why there are five people per team, it’s simple … basketball was my favorite sport as I grew up, and since the rules of basketball (last time I checked) allow five players per team on the court, I’m going with five-person All-Name Teams.
— Bruce William Deckert