All-Name Teams #29

Featuring names from across the world of sports

• All this took place to fulfill what the Lord had said through the prophet: “The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel” — which means “God with us.”

• Magi from the east came to Jerusalem and asked, “Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.”
— From the Gospel of Matthew

All-Christmas Team 5
Emmanuel Ekpo — soccer
Brenda Frese — basketball
Richie Incognito — football
Omar Infante — baseball
Patrick Towles — football

All-Star Team 2
Starlin Castro — baseball
Brady Morningstar — basketball
Gary Nova — football
Anastasia Rodionova — tennis
Kate Starbird — basketball

Procedural Note — If you’re wondering why there are five people per team, it’s simple: Basketball was my favorite sport as I grew up, and since the rules of basketball (last time I checked) allow five players per team on the court, I’m going with five-person All-Name Teams.

— Bruce William Deckert

All-Name Teams #1

Featuring names from across the world of sports

Shakespeare famously wrote: What’s in a name? Centuries later, the question remains. Welcome to the FAST All-Name Teams…

All-Heart Team
Courtney Banghart — basketball
Dale Earnhardt Jr. — auto racing
Scott Hartnell — hockey
Kurt Overhardt — sports agent
Jeremy Shockey — football

All-Divine Team 1
God’s Gift Achiuwa — basketball
Emmanuel Ekpo — soccer
Madalyn Godby — cycling
Epiphanny Prince — basketball
God Shammgod — basketball

All-Animal Team
Nancy Hogshead — swimming
Boris Pandza — soccer
Bear Pascoe — football
Danny Tartabull — baseball
Lindsay Whalen — basketball